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nehrvy:

 bambi/indie blog 
irisnectar fashi0nab1e-bitch3s
ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
ollielephant h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s

whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

whoredinarygirl fuckyeahloldemort

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

sodomymcscurvylegs fuckyeahloldemort

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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hotboysofficial fuckyeahloldemort
bedabug fuckyeahloldemort
amypoehler fuckyeahloldemort

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

ms-kawesome fuckyeahloldemort

bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

bootipop fuckyeahloldemort

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

partybarackisinthehousetonight fuckyeahloldemort
hippiesispunkz pr0phet-of-destruction
je-suis-tuot-a-toi
sohochic positivevibes22
brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁
coitusandcarnage up-roar
thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous
southmost cartel